10 Things Britney Spears Should Do After Rehab

Here are 10 things Britney learned how to do in rehab:

1.  How to do laundry                                                          

2.  How to load a dishwasher

3.  How to make coffee

4.  How to play tennis

5.  How to cook grits

6.  How to iron

7.  How to dive into a pool

8.  How to do her own nails

9.  How to make tuna salad

10.  How to clean her bathroom

Here are 10 things Britney needs to do now that she is freshly out of rehab:

1.  Grow out her hair

2.  Get in shape

3.  Stay away from Paris Hilton

4.  Finish her album

5.  Become a good mother

6.  Get full custody of her children

7.  Kick K-Fed to the curb

8.  Find herself a decent man! 

9.  Make her mom proud

10.  No drinking, smoking, and no hard-core partying

Couples Merging Identities

There is a well known phenomenon that pets and their owners look alike.  Well, I take that phenomenon one step further and apply it to human beings.  More specifically, speaking of couples  in romantic relationships.  I’ve noticed that couples who are seriously committed to one another tend to ”merge” their identities.  They end up looking more and more alike each other.  Take Jessican Simpson as an example.  When Jessica was involved with Nick Lachey, a former boyband member from 98 Degrees, she carried herself with much of a teen pop/Hollywood appeal.  But now that she is dating John Meyer, she has, in a sense, “downgraded” her image to a more t-shirt/jeans, laid back kinda gal.  She even died her hair brown to match Meyer’s hair! 

Jessica and Nick                  Jessica and John                    

                 

 

   

Celebrity Look-alikes

There’s a saying that everyone has a twin out there, somewhere in the world. Well, I came across this celebrity impersonator/entertainers website. Some of these people actually do resemble the real deal. I’ll post a few for you guys. If interested, you can check out their website www.lookalike-usa.com.

Hugh’s 81st Bday Bash

Although Hugh Hefner’s 81st birthday isn’t until April 9, Hef and his three girlfriends have begun their pre-bash celebration - first party destination being the City of Sin, Las Vegas. Does this man ever get tired of partying? I wonder what his bday wish is…hmmm….maybe younger girlfriends?     

Are Hollywood Starlets Out of Control?

First it was Paris Hilton charged with a DUI (months later, she was caught again, but this time driving under a suspended license), then it was Nicole Richie who drove against traffic onto a freeway ramp while drugged on Marijuana and Vicodine.  Oh yeah, let’s not forget to mention Britney Spear’s and Lindsey Lohan’s repeated visits to rehab.  Now it’s Vivica A. Fox who has joined the list of wild Hollywood starlets.  Last Tuesday night, Fox was arrested on counts of two misdemeanor DUI charges.  If guilty, Fox could face six months in jail.  But do stars ever face such consequences? I believe not.  Stars definitely capitalize on their fame when it comes to facing legal consequences of their illegal behaviors - just ask OJ. Simpson.