The Unexpected Gift

There are many ways in which couples show their affection in public. Some hold hands, hug, kiss, whisper sweet nothings. Others, on the other hand, take a more creative approach by displaying their love through what they wear. For example, take a look at Christina Aquilera and her man. Awe, how adorable, don’t you think?

So, I just returned to the “mainland” after a week long trip from Hawaii. When I got back, my boyfriend “RZ” was so excited to give me a gift that he had bought. Knowing that my beau is usually super romantic and sweet, I assumed that this gift was of deep sentimental value.

As I was opening my gift, I noticed that it was a pink t-shirt. I thought to myself, “Oh how sweet. It is probably a picture of us together.” Oh boy was I wrong. What I witnessed next was a complete shock and horror……It was a picture of his cat, that he is sooooooo obsessed over, and it reads “The Cutest Kitty In The World.” What the #$%&?

I think he was trying to make a point, since we always argue about who’s kitty is the cutest, mine (Mimi) or his (Ani Bun). What do you guys think?

Mimi vs. Anibun 

Although it was such an unexpected gift, I find it to be super hilarious (I just couldn’t stop laughing). I do have to give my beau RZ some credit. I admit, it was creative.

The Rap-Cat

My boyfriend literally woke me up last night to show me some video he saw on YouTube. Naturally, I hung up on him…but I did get a chance to check it out this morning. I must warn you, the beat is kinda catchy.


That’s So Hollywood

It was a month ago that Eddie Griffin tragically crashed and totaled a beautiful red Enzo during a charity event.  With many still in grief (ouch…..it does hurt to think about it), a memorial service was conducted Thursday night.  Outside the famous Chinese Theatre in Hollywood stood a shrine devoted to the deceased Ferrari.  People showed their respects and condolences with roses and candles.   Only in Hollywood would something like this take place!  

Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?

Fox’s new show Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader is not only entertaining, but also educating.  That is, 5th graders educating college graduates and adults.  This game show challenges many educated adults to answer elementary  school level questions (covering math, geography, politics, etc.) to possibly win $1 million! 

 Take the quiz.  See whether you are smarter than a fifth grader.

1.  If you have a gross of pencils, how many pencils do you have?

2.  True or False: “Carefully,” “easily,” and “barely” are examples of adjectives. 

3.  What is the largest South American country by area?

4. The cerebrum is the biggest part of what organ in your body?

5.  The Inca empire was concentrated on which continent?

6.  Which is longer, one kilometer or one mile?

7.  A heptagon is a shape with how many sides?

8.  Emma has two yard sticks.  She also has a 12-inch ruler.  She laid them end-to-end in a line.  How many feet long is the line?

9.  Of a drum, violin, or saxophone, which is a woodwind instrument?

10.  True or False: The ostrich is the fastest bird on foot.

answers:

1. 144 pencils

2.  False (adverbs)

3.  Brazil

4.  Brain

5.  South America

6.  One mile

7.  Seven

8.  7 feet

9.  Saxophone

10.  True

“Girls Gone Wild” Creator in Trouble

The infamous self-made millionaire and “Girls Gone Wild” creator, Joe Francis, has gotten himself into a lot of legal troubles.  Francis was recently arrested and placed in a Florida jail cell for alleged tax evasion.  In jail, he got himself into even more trouble!  Francis was caught with pills - some anti-anxiety and sleeping meds.  Not only was it foolish to smuggle in such contraband, but to get caught the way he did is even more foolish.  How did Francis exactly get caught you ask?  He tried bribing a guard with $100 for a bottle of water.  That’s how!  Apparently, one doesn’t need brains to make millions.  Is that a good thing?